Can Your Hair Dryer Turn You Into A Zombie?
Mid Brain says:
Sarah Bellum and I have been having fun with old beauty ads, like the one showing that Adam and Eve wore too much makeup. Here’s another one we found amusing. Yes, we know it was the 1970s. And, yes, we know that “hip” and “mod” reigned supreme…
But what the HELL?!?!
In most beauty ads, the hair style takes center stage. “Make me look beautiful like the goddess in the ad” is what you’re supposed to say to yourself as you flip through Cosmo.
But this ad seems to call to you in a droning, zombie like tone:
“Must–Join–Cybernetic –Blue–Capped–Line– Dancing– Clones.”
If this were a James Bond villainess her name would be something catchy, like “Blue Bonnet Plague.” Unfortunately, it’s just an actual ad for a hair dryer. Go figure.
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